DON
LIKEY
Official mascot. Reluctant spokesperson. Professional eye-roller.
Don Likey isn’t here to make friends. He’s here to say what you’re already thinking but won’t admit out loud. Tired of small talk, allergic to groupthink, and permanently unimpressed, he embodies everything “Don’t Like People” stands for.
He’s not anti-social. He’s selectively social.
He’s not angry. He’s just… done.
Through his deadpan stare and X-marked eyes, Don Likey carries the weight of every introvert, misfit, and deep thinker who’s sick of pretending. He’s proof that being different doesn’t make you broken — it makes you real.
Don Likey’s Favorite Activities
Avoiding people
One-word text replies
Leaving Quietly
Why he MATTERS
Don Likey isn’t just a character — he’s the face of the tribe. The voice for anyone who’s ever felt drained, out of place, or just over it. Through him, we celebrate independence, dark humor, and unapologetic individuality.
Translation:
Don Likey likes you. Just not people.
