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For those who aren’t shy — just selectively social.
The “I’m Not an Introvert, I Just Don’t Understand Basic” tote is your go-to statement piece for days when you’d rather keep it real than relatable.
Made from high-quality, eco-friendly cotton canvas, this tote is as sturdy as your standards. The front features the unapologetically funny quote alongside Don Likey, while the back sports the “Don’t Like People” logo — a finishing touch of honest humor.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm) BAG DEPTH (cm) STRAP LENGTH (cm) STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size 40.6 36.8 12.7 61 2.5